Waiter: 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy
Funny Sardar sms Waiter: 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy Sardar: To Phr? Waiter: 20 Rupy To Dain! Sardar: Nhi Yara, Ham Tmhara Double Insult Nhi Kar Sakta…
View ArticleWo Aj Mahenay Baad Mila To Galay Lag k Khob Roya
Load Shedding sms Wo Aj Mahenay Baad Mila To Galay Lag k Khob Roya Ye Wohi shaks Tha Jis Ne Kaha Tha, “Sher” ko vote do loadsheding khatm ho jayegi: ;-
View Article1 Sardar ne FootPath ko Rang krne ka theka lia
Funny Sardar sms 1 Sardar ne FootPath ko Rang krne ka theka lia 1st day Us ne 3 Kilo Meter Rang kiya 2nd day 2 KM Or 3rd day 1 KM.. 1 admi ne pucha Kia baat hy Sardar G? 1st day 3 KM 2nd din 2 KM 3rd...
View ArticleTaza hawa k lye me thori dair chat pe kya gai
Ramzan / Ramadan Sharif sms Taza hawa k lye me thori dair chat pe kya gai Frnds Logo ne shor macha dya k ramzan ka Chand nzr aa gaya (‘_’)/ O insan /) ( Bano oye abhe 1 din baqi han.
View ArticleSardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy jis se
Sardar funny sms Sardar angraiz se: hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy jis se insan dewar k aar paar daikh skta hay. Angraiz hairan ho kr woh kya ?? Sardar “MORI”
View ArticleEk Moti Aurat Doctor se:
Doctor funny sms Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se: Suna hai Khelne Se Motapa kam hojata hai, Par Mujhay Koi FarQ Nahi Para. Dr: Konsa Kheil Khelti Ho ? MOTi: CHErri Uddi KAAn UddA : Incoming search terms:ek...
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Rozedar hazraat k lye khush khabri.
Jokes sms Rozedar hazraat k lye khush khabri.. Sceince ki new tehqeq se pta chala he pani se roza nhi tut,ta…. jitna marzi naha lo. B-)
View ArticleNo M.Q.M., No P.P.P., No P.T.I., No P.M.L.,
Funny sms urdu No M.Q.M., No P.P.P., No P.T.I., No P.M.L., No any other Political Party… Hum sirf 1 hi party ki Himaayat kartey Hain aur wo Hai… . . IFTAAR PARTY…:D . ‘\ /’ / \(‘.’)/...
View ArticleEk Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Jokes sms Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha. Us k peer ny kaha tum roza rakho main wada karta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi. Us ny roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil sy guzara. Sham ko roza khol kay...
View ArticlePathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se:
Pathan Funny sms Pathan English k exam me Fail hogaya. Translations ki waja se: 1) Wo meri nawasi hai? (She is my eighty nine) 2) Me ek Aam Admi hun? (I am a Mango man) 3) Mujhe English Aati hai?...
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Rato ko uth kar, Khayalo se ho kar, Yado me kho kar,
Funny Poetry sms Rato ko uth kar, Khayalo se ho kar, Yado me kho kar, Tumhe kya khabar hy, huM apne KHUDA se kya mangte h Virano me ja kr Daman phela kr Aansu baha kr Tumhe kya khabar h HuM apne KHUDA...
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BV K Ghussy Ka AASAN ilaj
Husband Wife Funny sms BV K Ghussy Ka AASAN ilaj Friend: Yaar Meri BV Ghussa Bohat Karti Hy. 2nd: Meri Bhi Pehly Karti Thi, Magar Ab Nahi Karti. 1st: Tum Ne Kya ilaj Kiya? 2nd: 1 Din Ghussy me Thi....
View ArticleA Barber cut the hair of a soldier and refused to take money
Jokes sms In England… A Barber cut the hair of a soldier and refused to take money & said: You fight 4 the people , nation , I won’t take money. Next day he found some flowers & sweets outside...
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Funny sms- Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay?
Funny Eid sms Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay? Husband Ghussay Sey: Mujhay He Zibah Kar Lo Wife Pyar Sey: Gadhay Ki Sirf Kamaai Halaal Hay, Qurbani Nahi:-@:-D Incoming search terms:bakraeid...
View ArticleDengue Fever: Life Me kitne b Dukh milen
Dengue Fever sms Life Me kitne b Dukh milen Gham milen apne aansu beh jane dena unhen rokna mt Q K ruke hue pani me hi Dengui macchar ande deta hai. Be safe Shahbaz Sharif:-D Incoming search...
View ArticleHindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.
Hindi funny sms India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula. Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha “Gandhi G Ki Dhoti” Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:...
View ArticleFunny sms: Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
Funny sms Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla. Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga. Authorities ne puchha kaise?? Woh bola: 10 lakh mere, 10 lakh ka material, 10 lakh labour ke. Pakistani bola: 90...
View ArticleFunny sms: Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gaya
Funny Sardar sms Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gya Cashiar:Ye to nakli hy Srdar:Jama mery account men hun Gy tujy taklef hy Hahahah Gud Mor9g
View ArticleFunny sms: Pathan ki BV mar gai. wo boht ro raha tha
Path Funny sms Pathan ki BV mar gai. Wo boht ro raha tha. Sub ne kaha “Chup ho jao. Har aik ko marna hy” . Pathan bola: “Hum chup kese kare. Jub Aba mara, to sub log bola, humyn apna aba samjho, Jub...
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Sardar Funny sms: Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day
Sardar Funny sms Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day Sardar:Night Afsar:Cool Sardar:warm Afsar:Ugly Sardar: pichli Afsr:I said UGLY Sardar:I said PICHHLI Afsr:0h my God Sardar:0h my devil,...
View Articlefunny wife sms: Perfect BV
Funny Wife sms Perfect B.V Na Tang Krti Ha Na Jhot Bolti Ha Na Dokha Deti Ha Na Shak Krti Ha Na pese mangti ha Na shoping pe jati ha Aur Na He ? ? “Is Dunya Me Pai Jati Ha” Incoming search terms:BV...
View ArticleWapda funny sms: Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,
Wapda funny sms Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya, Larki k Walid Sb: Beta kiya Naam hai? Larka: jee Ali! Walid: Mashallah! kitna parha hai? Larka: jee MBA kiya hai. Walid: Bohat khoob! kahan rehte...
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Pathan sms: 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta
Funny Pathan sms 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta Or Allah Se Ro Ro Kr Dua Krta Ya Allah Mujy Ulad De De. 15 Saal Tak Girgira k Dua Mangta Raha . Yahan Tak K Ek Din Us Ke Pas Farishta Aya Or...
View ArticleFunny sms: Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy
Funny sms ‘Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy, , ‘Warna Achi Baten to ‘NAWAZ,SHARIF’ ne b bahut ki thi,,,! ‘Yaad hy na ,,,? Incoming search terms:Mazaya sawal photos hdNawaz sharif k march mey...
View ArticleFunny Poetry sms: Arz kiya hai, Aey Sardi itna na itra
Funny Poetry sms Arz kiya Hai… Aey sardi itna na itra….. Agr, Himmat Hai To, June Me a…..:) wah wah wah Mehfil loot li Ustad.. Kia Challenge dia he Sardi ko! Incoming search terms:sms in urdu funnyurdu...
View ArticleFunny Urud sms: 3G ho ya 4G kamyabi sirf G-G main hay
Funny urdu sms 3G ho ya 4G kamyabi sirf G-G main hay…. G Sir G, G sahab G, G sarkar G or . . . . . G begum G. =>Samjhey G:) Incoming search terms:mazaya latifyurdu love sms for wiferomantic urdu...
View ArticleFunny Urdu sms
Funny Urdu sms 1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya? Papa: NAhi Beta Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kesi;-):-D:-D;-) Incoming search terms:Duniya me sb sy ziada...
View ArticleMisleading sms
Misleading sms Hm log Humesha PAKISTAN ko 1 acha Mulk nai Samajhte aur is ki Burai MAIN Lage rehte hn hanlan k “Pakistan” Duniya Ki Wo Wahid or Azem jagha Hai, Jahan “Main”rehtii ho Taliyaaaaan…...
View ArticleWoh kon c cheez h jo insan ki
Funny SMS Teacher:Wo Kon C Chez H Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko MazbootiSe thamy Rakhti Hy . . . . . Student: . . . . “NAARA” (‘,’) <_!!_> /””\ Teacher:Fityy mon tery ty Incoming search terms:woh konsa...
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