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Dengue Fever: Life Me kitne b Dukh milen

Dengue Fever sms Life Me kitne b Dukh milen Gham milen apne aansu beh jane dena unhen rokna mt Q K ruke hue pani me hi Dengui  macchar ande deta hai. Be safe Shahbaz Sharif:-D Incoming search...

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Hindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.

Hindi funny sms India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula. Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha “Gandhi G Ki Dhoti” Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:...

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Funny sms: Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.

Funny sms Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla. Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga. Authorities ne puchha kaise?? Woh bola: 10 lakh mere, 10 lakh ka material, 10 lakh labour ke. Pakistani bola: 90...

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Funny sms: Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gaya

Funny Sardar sms Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gya Cashiar:Ye to nakli hy Srdar:Jama mery account men hun Gy tujy taklef hy Hahahah Gud Mor9g

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Funny sms: Pathan ki BV mar gai. wo boht ro raha tha

Path Funny sms Pathan ki BV mar gai. Wo boht ro raha tha. Sub ne kaha “Chup ho jao. Har aik ko marna hy” . Pathan bola: “Hum chup kese kare. Jub Aba mara, to sub log bola, humyn apna aba samjho, Jub...

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Sardar Funny sms: Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day

Sardar Funny sms Sardar in intrview Afsar: Tel me opposite of day Sardar:Night Afsar:Cool Sardar:warm Afsar:Ugly Sardar: pichli Afsr:I said UGLY Sardar:I said PICHHLI Afsr:0h my God Sardar:0h my devil,...

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funny wife sms: Perfect BV

Funny Wife sms Perfect B.V Na Tang Krti Ha Na Jhot Bolti Ha Na Dokha Deti Ha Na Shak Krti Ha Na pese mangti ha Na shoping pe jati ha Aur Na He ? ? “Is Dunya Me Pai Jati Ha” Incoming search terms:BV...

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Wapda funny sms: Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya,

Wapda funny sms Larka Rishte k Liye Larki k Ghar Gaya, Larki k Walid Sb: Beta kiya Naam hai? Larka: jee Ali! Walid: Mashallah! kitna parha hai? Larka: jee MBA kiya hai. Walid: Bohat khoob! kahan rehte...

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Pathan sms: 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta

Funny Pathan sms 1 Pathan Roz Rat Ko Tahajud K Wqt Uthta Or Allah Se Ro Ro Kr Dua Krta Ya Allah Mujy Ulad De De. 15 Saal Tak Girgira k Dua Mangta Raha . Yahan Tak K Ek Din Us Ke Pas Farishta Aya Or...

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Funny sms: Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy

Funny sms ‘Behtreen Insan Amal se pehchana jata hy, , ‘Warna Achi Baten to ‘NAWAZ,SHARIF’ ne b bahut ki thi,,,! ‘Yaad hy na ,,,? Incoming search terms:Mazaya sawal photos hdNawaz sharif k march mey...

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Funny Poetry sms: Arz kiya hai, Aey Sardi itna na itra

Funny Poetry sms Arz kiya Hai… Aey sardi itna na itra….. Agr, Himmat Hai To, June Me a…..:) wah wah wah Mehfil loot li Ustad.. Kia Challenge dia he Sardi ko! Incoming search terms:sms in urdu funnyurdu...

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Funny Urud sms: 3G ho ya 4G kamyabi sirf G-G main hay

Funny urdu sms 3G ho ya 4G kamyabi sirf G-G main hay…. G Sir G, G sahab G, G sarkar G or . . . . . G begum G. =>Samjhey G:) Incoming search terms:mazaya latifyurdu love sms for wiferomantic urdu...

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Funny Urdu sms

Funny Urdu sms 1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya? Papa: NAhi Beta Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kesi;-):-D:-D;-) Incoming search terms:Duniya me sb sy ziada...

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Misleading sms

Misleading sms Hm log Humesha PAKISTAN ko 1 acha Mulk nai Samajhte aur is ki Burai MAIN Lage rehte hn hanlan k “Pakistan” Duniya Ki Wo Wahid or Azem jagha Hai, Jahan “Main”rehtii ho Taliyaaaaan…...

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Woh kon c cheez h jo insan ki

Funny SMS Teacher:Wo Kon C Chez H Jo Insan Ki Izzat Ko MazbootiSe thamy Rakhti Hy . . . . . Student: . . . . “NAARA” (‘,’) <_!!_> /””\ Teacher:Fityy mon tery ty Incoming search terms:woh konsa...

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